Raccoons often gain access into attics, basements, and crawlspaces by forcing open loose or broken vent covers, louvers, windows and carpentry. Multiple, large areas of sod in a lawn can be torn up overnight as a result of raccoon grubbing. Raccoons, like skunks, can be destructive to lawns and other grounds landscaped in cultured turfgrass due to a propensity for ″grubbing″ behavior, as they dig for scarab beetle larvae on which to feed. The resolution of Arthur becoming human and having to try to explain himself to a sobbing squirrel is one of my strongest childhood memories about having to deal with heartbreak and I’m literally fucking tearing up right now GOD DAMN YOU TYRANTIS.ĭoes this mean there’s an alternate version of history where Camelot never fell and Britain just always carried on its legacy.Although raccoons can be easily scared away much of the time, when cornered they can pose a danger to humans and domestic pets. I think I’ve posted about this before buuuuuuut fuck it? This makes me deliriously happy and sad. Of all my legacies, this is certainly one of them. To an ever widening group of people, I am “that guy who ranted about Arthur fucking a squirrel.” Whole gallery of pics here, because some of this artwork gets downright amazing… I know it’s a minor point, but I still love the notion that people are still finding ways to rewrite the story so Arthur can the squirrel. For a little while, there were a number of artists making pieces about her, and stories written suggesting alternate histories. one who had been changed to a human to be with Arthur). Around 2008, someone on 4chan actually made a ‘humanized’ version of the squirrel called ‘Hazel’ (i.e. It is bizarre and unsettling to me that squirrel fucking could have saved Camelot, and that’s, uh, the point of this I guess.
#Varmintz racoon movie
It started as “I can’t believe Disney made a movie where Merlin tries to get a squirrel to take Arthur’s virginity” and slowly became “I can’t believe Disney’s weird bestiality subplot actually solves the two biggest problems that cause Camelot’s downfall.”īecause as baffling as the squirrel fucking plotline is just on its own, the fact that it’d actually be solution to the eventual problems Arthur faces - whether anyone at Disney was actually thinking about that or not (and I’m guessing not) - is even more so. You say all that but all I hear is “here is how Merlin trying to convince Arthur to become a furry could have saved the world” Then, as mentioned above, Squirrel would be a faithful wife, which means Guenevere would be single, which means Lancelot and Guenevere could pork each other without causing a huge row that ends with Lancelot killing dozens of his fellow knights of the round and inspiring several others to turn against Arthur out of loyalty to him.Ĭamelot would have been saved if Arthur just. Being with him since youth, Squirrel would keep Arthur from being seduced by his half-sister Morgause (or Morgan Le Fay in the versions of the myth that cut Morgause out) when he was young and foolish, as he’d already be in a committed relationship and thus wouldn’t be able to be tricked into starting one with said half-sister. Ok hopefully this is the last time I add onto this but Arthur marrying the squirrel would stop both of the events that destroyed Camelot - namely the aforementioned falling out with Lancelot AND the birth of Mordred. “Squirrels mate for life Arthur, so the chances of her fucking your best friend and inadvertently causing a schism that leads to the downfall of an entire utopian kingdom are completely nil!”
Y’know, if Merlin turned that squirrel into a human it would save Camelot a significant amount of problems down the road. I’m watching The Sword in the Stone for the first time in decades and I’ve gotten to the part where Merlin is trying to get Arthur to lose his virginity to a squirrel.
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